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While you are supposed to be working

Parenting Definitions

AMNESIA
Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again!
DROOLING
How teething babies wash their chins!

DUMBWAITER
One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert!

FEEDBACK
The inevitable result when the baby doesn't want the strained pees!

FULL NAME
What you call your child when you're mad at him/her!

GRANDPARENTS
The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right!

HEARSAY
What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word!

IMPREGNABLE
A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid!

OW
The first word spoken by children with older siblings!

PRENATAL
When your life was still somewhat your own!

PUDDLE
A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it!

SHOWOFF
A child who is more talented than yours!

STERILIZE
What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it & to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it!

TEMPER TANTRUMS
What you should keep to a minimum so as to not upset the children!

TOP BUNK
A place where you should never put a child wearing SUPERMAN pj's!

WHODUNIT
None of the kids living in your house!

WHOOPS
An exclamation that roughly translates into ‘get a sponge’!
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