Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again!
How teething babies wash their chins!
One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert!
The inevitable result when the baby doesn't want the strained pees!
What you call your child when you're mad at him/her!
The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right!
What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word!
A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid!
The first word spoken by children with older siblings!
When your life was still somewhat your own!
A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it!
A child who is more talented than yours!
What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it & to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it!
What you should keep to a minimum so as to not upset the children!
A place where you should never put a child wearing SUPERMAN pj's!
None of the kids living in your house!
An exclamation that roughly translates into ‘get a sponge’!