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Love, Lust, Marriage

LOVE
When your eyes meet across a crowded room
LUST
When your tongues meet across a crowded room
MARRIAGE
When your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care
LOVE
When intercourse is called making love
LUST
All other times
MARRIAGE
What's intercourse?

LOVE
When you argue over how many children to have
LUST
When you argue over who gets the wet spot
MARRIAGE
When you argue over money

LOVE
When you share everything you own
LUST
When you think twice about giving your partner bus money
MARRIAGE
When the bank owns everything

LOVE
When it doesn't matter if you don't climax
LUST
When the relationship is over if you don't climax
MARRIAGE
What's a climax?

LOVE
When you phone each other just to say 'gidday'
LUST
When you phone each other just to organise sex
MARRIAGE
When all you phone each other to find out what's for dinner

LOVE
When you write poems about your partner
LUST
When all you write is your phone number
MARRIAGE
When all you write are cheques

LOVE
When you show concern for your partner's feelings
LUST
When you couldn't give a shit
MARRIAGE
When your only concern is what's on TV

LOVE
When your farewell is ‘I LOVE you darling’
LUST
When your farewell is ‘So, same time next week?’
MARRIAGE
When your farewell is silent

LOVE
When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner
LUST
When you only ever see each other in the bedroom
MARRIAGE
When you never see each other awake

LOVE
When your heart flutters every time you see them
LUST
When your groin twitches every time you see them
MARRIAGE
When your wallet empties every time you see them

LOVE
When nobody else matters
LUST
When nobody else knows
MARRIAGE
When everybody else matters and you don't care who knows

LOVE
When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel
LUST
When it's just the same mushy old shit
MARRIAGE
When you never listen to music

LOVE
When breaking up is something you try not to think about
LUST
When staying together is something you try not to think about
MARRIAGE
When just getting through today is your only thought

LOVE
When you're interested in everything your partner does
LUST
When you're only interested in one thing
MARRIAGE
When you're not interested in what your partner does and the one thing you're interested in, you never get
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