Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
Joins friends in a piss whether he has to or not.
Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is hung.
Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal and comes back later.
All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on the floor.
Not sure where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
Plays stream up down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.
Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
Farts silently when pissing, acts very innocent, knows man at next stall will get blamed.
Stands very close for a long time while waiting, reads with free hand.
Waits in long line, legs crossed, pisses in pants.
Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.
Wait til he has to shit, then does both.
Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe.
Stands on box.
Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
Holds two-inch dick like a baseball bat.