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While you are supposed to be working

Men's Habits

EXCITABLE
Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
SOCIABLE
Joins friends in a piss whether he has to or not.

CROSSEYED
Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is hung.

TIMID
Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal and comes back later.

INDIFFERENT
All urinals being used, pisses in sink.

CLEVER
No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on the floor.

WORRIED
Not sure where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.

PLAYFUL
Plays stream up down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.

ABSENT MINDED
Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.

CHILDISH
Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.

SNEAK
Farts silently when pissing, acts very innocent, knows man at next stall will get blamed.

PATIENT
Stands very close for a long time while waiting, reads with free hand.

DESPERATE
Waits in long line, legs crossed, pisses in pants.

TOUGH
Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.

EFFICIENT
Wait til he has to shit, then does both.

FAT
Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe.

LITTLE
Stands on box.

DRUNK
Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.

DISGRUNTLED
Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.

CONCEITED
Holds two-inch dick like a baseball bat.
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