The only problem with women is men.
Women like the simple things in life - like men.
Boys will be boys, but one day all girls will be women.
When a woman makes a fool of a man, it's usually an improvement.
Most men prefer looks to brains, because most men see better than they think.
I only wanted to have a child, not marry one.
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then marry him.
The average man is proof enough that women can take a joke.
Boys will be boys - but men are better at it.
They put one man on the moon: Why can't they put them all there?
If you catch a man, throw him back.
Men call us birds. Is that because of all the worms we pick up?
Every man has it in his power to make one woman happy, by remaining a bachelor.