Something a virgin and a parachutist make only once.
A snatch thief. Greatly feared by virgins.
A monkey that doesn't allow another monkey to monkey around with her monkey.
Midway between childhood and adultery.
A Deep Kiss
That's when your tongue is so far down her throat that you can taste the nicotine on your fingers.
Wool from a sheep that could outrun the farmer.
The last thing a girl hears as a virgin.
A bunch of birds clucking about who is laying who.
One who doesn't want to be one.
A big issue over a little tissue
Down and Out
A gay guy who is so ugly he has to make out with girls.
A girl who tried it once and didn't like it.
The only hunter who uses herself as bait.
A man who can take one look at a platinum blonde and tell whether she is virgin metal or a common ore.
A guy that has a wet dream and wakes up the next morning with VD.
A cowhand who rides side saddle.
One who has given up all hope of giving in.
A pigment of your imagination.
The feeling that you get when you feel your are going to feel a feeling that you've never felt before.
Ups and Downs
What life is full of. Just ask the new bride.
Items of clothing newlyweds place beside their bed in case of fire.
Future tense of virgin.
A bird that is frequently called to account for misdemeanours which should really be blamed on a lark.
A pregnant girl who rubs vanishing cream on her tummy.
Nine months after Fathers Day
When your beautiful new wife has forty six towels in her hope chest, each from a different hotel.
An operation that removes the baby carriage but leaves the playpen in good condition.
A woman all swelled up over her mates handiwork.
When one goes into one, one time, and there's four to carry.
What a lover uses on a woman to defrost her.
Where a girl who offers no resistance leads a very nice existence.
An injection with affection to the midsection from a projection without objection.
Ability to turn rasps into rapture.
What you awaken in your new wife when you come home from a trip with new sex techniques.
Change of wife.
Something between mister and a mattress.
Two wrong people doing the right thing.
A mans man.
A mannish depressive with illusions of genders.
One who double parks in from of a brothel.
Girl who takes it in her head to make money.
La Dolce Vita
A streetwalker in Rome who believes in never letting a Dago by.
Last years fun on wheels, or a blunder bus.
A man who fills tarts with cream.
Teeth marks on the dunny door.
Sliding down an forty foot razor blade using you balls as brakes.
A woman making French letters thinking they are sleeping bags for white mice.
A pregnant girl paying one and a half on the bus.
Bullshit in a cow paddock.
A ball bearing mouse trap.
A tom cat with a twenty yard head start on the vet.
Doing your own thing.
Ancient fossil with a colossal tossle.
Frigid midget with a rigid digit.
Little Red Riding Hood
A communist contraceptive.
An extroverted suicide.
Changing your lay of wife.