After years of trying and failing to understand what they're saying, following these easy steps, you can finally hold a conversation with a New Zealander.
Visualise, conjure up mentally, John Lennon's first solo album, 'Imagine' was a 'bug hut' in NZ.
'Betting gloves' are worn by 'betsmen' in 'crucket'
Part of human anatomy between 'nick' and 'billy'
As in 'mine's bugger than yours'
As in Esky
Controversial captain of Oz cricket team who resigned tearfully in favour of Allan Border. 'Come' had insisted that all deliveries be overarm. Full name - Kimberly John Hughes
Those who believe in democracy
Language spoken in countries like 'Surria', 'E. Jupp' and 'Libbernon'.
NZ's famous horse was christened 'Phillip' but was incorrectly written down as 'Phar Lap' by an Australian racing official who was not well versed in Kiwese.