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Waste some time
Have a donut and some coffee
While you are supposed to be working

Newpaper Misprint (Provided by Amba)

And remember you can make a wonderfully nourishing broth from the remains if you have an invalid in the house.

In the handicrafts exhibition at Wordsley Community Centre, the contribution of the Misses Smith was "smocking and rugs" and not "smoking drugs" as stated in last week's report.

The bride, who was given away by her father, wore a dress of white figured brocade with a trailing veil held in place by a coronet of pearls. She carried a bouquet of rose buds and goods vehicles, leaving free access to all private vehicles not built for more than seven passengers

Miss Ruby Yates suddenly reveals a delicious sense of comedy, and is quite irresistible in black pyjamas over her kidneys and bacon.

My children are good looking and healthy and appear to be normal but they are such little terrors that they are making my life unbearable. What is your advice? vice?

Too often is a birthday made nothing more than an occasion for present giving and a party. It should have another side to it, if it is truly to be the subject for congratulations, small balls, flour, and fry in boiling fat.

She was a pathetic figure as she stood in the box wearing a blue coat and a dark straw hat, with a spray of artificial trousers.

Jacks Laundry
Leave your clothes here, ladies, and spend the afternoon having a good time.

Practise the art of deep breathing. After the morning bath take a deep breath, retain as long as possible, then slowly expire.

This lovely dress in satin and lace has a matching waist-length jacket. The lace skirt comes off for less formal occasions.

WHY BREAK YOUR CHINA WASHING UP?
Do it automatically in a dishwasher

Fog and smog rolled over Los Angeles today, closing two airports and slowing snails to a traffic pace.

That night he sat, feet up on the mantelpiece, pipe in mouth, absorbed in the latest issue of a periodical devoted to radio. Beside him the collie lay on the hearth-rug, with his long nose resting on his master's foot.

Auctioneers Catalogue
No. 69 One pair unique 18th century candlesticks
No 70 Another pair, ditto

The Prime Minister said it was a loose classification by the Board of Trade. "Locomotives, ships and aircraft" should have read "Wire mattresses, tacks, nails and manhole covers"

My eye fell on a tiny basket. It was the size and roughly the shape of a small saucer and it had a handle. In the basket were a number of treasurers, all of them in perfect condition.

For those combining business with pleasure, an office and a typist are available at moderate extra charge

Q. What is the proper way to address the mayor of this city?
A. Speaking to him: 'Mr Mayor'; on an envelope: 'His Honour the Mayor'; and the salutation in formal letters is 'Dear Sid'.

She wore a black dress with a white front and she wrinkled up her face in a mischievous smile as her daughter pinned a rose on it so she would look nice for the picture.

The bride wore a gown of heavy Oldham Corporation Gasworks

STRIP CLUB SHOCK
Magistrates may act on indecent shows.

The first essential treatment for burns is that the patient should be removed from the fire.

Golden Labrador Dog for sale, 4 years: good driver, clean licence

It is necessary, for technical reasons, that these warheads should be stored with the top at the bottom and the bottom at the top. In order that there may be no doubt as to which is the top and which is the bottom for storage purposes, it will be seen that the bottom of each head has been plainly labelled with the word TOP.

When the wives are bottled they are put into a cool cellar and kept there for some time

We apologise for last week's error in which we stated that Sergeant Williams was a Defective Constable in the Police Force. This should, of course, have read a Detective Constable in the Police Farce.
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