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True facts about Americans

Only 30% of them can flare their nostrils

21% of them don't make their bed daily. 5% of them never do.

Men do 29% of laundry each week. Only 7% of women trust their husbands to do it correctly.

40% of women have hurled footwear at a man

3 out of 4 of them store their dollar bills in rigid order with singles leading up to higher denominations

13% of them admit to occasionally doing their offspring's homework

91% of them lie regularly

27% admit to cheating on a test or quiz

29% admit they've intentionally stolen something from a store

50% admit they regularly sneak food into movie theatres to avoid the high prices of snack foods

90% believe in divine retribution

10% believe in the 10 Commandments

82% believe in an afterlife

45% believe in ghosts

13% (mostly men) have spent a night in jail

58.4% have called into work sick when we weren't

10% of them switch tags in the store to pay less for an item

Over 50% believe in spanking---but only a child over 2 years old

35% give to charity at least once a month

How far would you go for $10 million?

25% would abandon their friends, family, and church

7% would murder

69% eat the cake before the frosting

When nobody else is around, 47% drink straight from the carton

85% of them will eat Spam this year

70% of them drink orange juice daily

Snickers is the most popular candy

22% of them skip lunch daily

9% of them skip breakfast daily

66% of them eat cereal regularly

22% of all restaurant meals include French fries YAHOO!

14% of them eat the watermelon seeds

only 13% brush their teeth from side to side

45% theme mouthwash every day

22% leave the glob of toothpaste in the sink

the typical shower is 101 degrees F

Nearly 1/3 of U.S. women color their hair

9% of women and 8% of men have had cosmetic surgery

53% of women will not leave the house without makeup on

58% of women paint their nails regularly

62% of them pop their zits

33% of women lie about their weight

10% of them claim to have seen a ghost

49% believe in ESP

4 out of 5 of them have suffered from haemorrhoids

44% have broken a bone

only 30% of them know their cholesterol level

14% have attended a self-help meeting

15% regularly go to a shrink

78% would rather die quickly than live in a retirement home

46.5% of men say they ALWAYS put the seat down after they've themed the toilet, yet women claim to ALWAYS find it up

30% of them refuse to sit on a public toilet seat

54.2% of them always wash their hands after using the toilet

23.5% admit they don't always flush

45.2% pee in the shower

44.9% pee in the ocean

28.1% pee in the pool

55.2% will let someone else come in the bathroom while they're using the toilet

39% of them peek in their host's bathroom cabinet. 17% have been caught by the host.

81.3% would tell an acquaintance to zip his pants

29% of them ignore RSVP

1.6% of them eavesdrop

22% are functionally illiterate

less than 10% are trilingual

37% claim to know how to theme all the features on their VCR

53% prefer ATM machines over tellers

56% of women do the bills in a marriage

20% of them have played in a band at one time in their life

40% of them have had music lessons

44% reuse tinfoil

57% save pretty gift paper to reuse

66% of women and 59% of men have themed a mix to cook and taken credit for doing it from scratch

53% read their horoscopes regularly

16% of them have forgotten their own wedding anniversary (mostly men)

59% of them say we're average-looking

90% of them depend on alarm clocks to wake them

53% of them would take advice from Ann Landers

28% of them have skinny-dipped. 14% with the opposite sex.

51% of adults dress up for a Halloween festivity

on average, we send 38 Christmas cards every year

20% of women consider their parents to be their best friends

2 out of 5 have married their first love

the biggest cause of matrimonial fighting is money

only 4% asked the parents' approval for their bride's hand

1 in 5 men proposed on his knees

6% propose over the phone

71% can drive a stick-shift car

45% of them consistently follow the speed limit

2/3 of them speed up at a yellow light

1/3 of them don't wear seat belts

12% of men never theme their car blinkers

44% of men tailgate to speed up the person in front of them

25% of them drive after we've been drinking

4 out of 5 sing in the car
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