Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing and advertising condoms.....
Nike Condoms : - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms : - The ride of your life.
Sony Condoms : - Do not underestimate the power of Sony Condoms.
Microsoft Condoms : - Where do you want to put it today?
KFC Condoms : - Finger Licking Good.
M&Ms Condoms : - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway Condoms : - Lightening the Load
Abbey National Condoms : - Because life's complicated enough
Ever Ready Condoms : - Keep going and going ...
ESSO Condoms : - The eye of the Tiger
Pringles Condoms : - Once you pop, you can't stop.
Burger King Condoms:- Home of the Whopper.
Goodyear Condoms : "For a longer ride go wide"
Ronseal Condoms :- does what it says on the packet!
Vauxhall condoms :- Raising the Standard!
ONdigital condoms :- Plug and Play!!!
L'Oreal condoms :- Because I'm worth it
Pepsi Condoms :- Taste the difference, do the Pepsi Challenge.
Guiness Condoms :- Good things come to those who wait
Polo Mint Condoms :- The one with the hole
Muller Yoghurt :- Pleasure without the pain