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Waste some time
Have a donut and some coffee
While you are supposed to be working

How to annoy your parents

Boil ice cream.
Bury your fathers Nissan. Tell your him the dog did it.
Challenge the neighbour kid to duel.
Climb a sidewalk.
Dial 911...breath heavily.
Donate your brother's body to science.
Have your cat bronzed.
Hot wax the bottoms of your brother's dress shoes.
Join Hell's Angels by mail.
Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids.
Learn to type...with your toes.
Loosen the lug nuts on your dad's new car.
Make a quilt out of used cocktail napkins.
Mow your carpet.
Paint your home...day-glo orange.
Paint your windows.
Pinstripe your driveway.
Plant a shoe.
Play Houdini with one of your siblings.
Plot the overthrow of your local School Board.
Pour instant concrete in your brothers waterbed.
Put lighted EXIT signs on all your closets.
Rake your carpet (to clean up the clippings.)
Redecorate your garage.
Ride a loaf of bread.
See if you really can build a small nuclear device in your basement.
Speak in acronyms.
Take apart all your major kitchen appliances. Mix and match the parts.
Take your sofa for a walk.
Turn your TV picture tube upside down.
Wax the ceiling.
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