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Waste some time
Have a donut and some coffee
While you are supposed to be working

45 Top Oxymorons

1. Now, then ...
2. Act naturally
3. Advanced BASIC
4. Airline food
5. Almost exactly
6. Alone together
7. Business ethics
8. Butt Head
9. Childproof
10. Clearly misunderstood
11. Computer jock
12. Computer security
13. Definite maybe
14. Diet ice cream
15. Exact estimate
16. Extinct Life
17. Found missing
18. Genuine imitation
19. Good grief
20. Government organization
21. Legally drunk
22. Living dead
23. Military Intelligence
24. New classic
25. Passive aggression
26. Peace force
27. Plastic glasses
28. Political science
29. Pretty ugly
30. Resident alien
31. Same difference
32. Sanitary landfill
33. Silent scream
34. Small crowd
35. Soft rock
36. Software documentation
37. Sweet sorrow
38. Synthetic natural gas
39. Taped live
40. Temporary tax increase
41. Terribly pleased
42. Tight slacks
43. Twelve-ounce pound cake
44. Working vacation
45. Microsoft Works
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