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More Classes for Men and Women

NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN
ALL ARE WELCOME
OPEN TO MEN ONLY!
Evening classes for men - Starting this month!
Note. due to the complexity and level of difficulty of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each.

How to fill ice-cube trays. Step by step with slide presentation.
Lavatory paper rolls. do they grow on the holders? Round-table discussion.
Differences between the laundry basket and the floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.
The after-dinner dishes and silverware. can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.
Loss of identity. losing the remote to your significant other. Helpline and support groups.
Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open forum.
Health watch. bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health. Graphics and audio tape.
Real men ask for directions when lost. Real-life testimonials.
Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving simulation.
Learning to live. basic differences between mother and wife. Online class and role playing.
How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
How to fight cerebral atrophy. remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued. Register now!



NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR WOMEN
ALL ARE WELCOME
OPEN TO WOMEN ONLY!

Evening classes for Women - Starting this month!
Note. due to the complexity and level of difficulty of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of one participant each.

Training courses are now available for women on the following subjects.
Silence, the Final Frontier. Where No Woman Has Gone Before
The Undiscovered Side of Banking. Making Deposits
Parties. Going Without New Outfits
Man Management. Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
Bathroom Etiquette I. Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
Bathroom Etiquette II. His Razor is His
Communication Skills I. Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
Communication Skills II . Thinking Before Speaking
Communication Skills III. Getting What you Want Without Nagging
Driving a Car Safely. A Skill You CAN Acquire
Telephone Skills. How to Hang Up
Introduction to Parking
Advanced Parking. Backing Into a Space
Water Retention. Fact or Fat
Cooking I. Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
Cooking II. Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
Cooking III. How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
Compliments. Accepting Them Gracefully
Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued. Register now!
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