You think of the gadgets in your office as 'friends,' but you forget to send your father a birthday card.

You disdain people who use low baud rates.

You know Bill Gates' e-mail address, but you have to look up your own social security number.

You sign Christmas cards by putting :-) next to your signature.

Off the top of your head you can think of nineteen keystroke symbols that are far more clever than :-)

You think jokes about being unable to program a VCR are stupid.

You would rather get more dots per inch than miles per gallon.

You rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tires.

You'll email this message to your friends over the net. You'd never get around to showing it to them in person or reading it to them on the phone. In fact, you have probably never met most of these people face-to-face.

You understand all the jokes in this message.