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Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snow plow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say 'Open here'. What is the protocol if the package says, 'Open somewhere else'?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

If buttered bread always lands butter side down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped a buttered piece of bread to a cats back and threw it off a building ?

If you melt dry ice and then go swimming in it, do you get wet ?

How come SUPERMAN could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

If it was only a 3 hour cruise, why did MRS. HOWELL have so many clothes?

Why is it called a HAMBURGER, when it's made out of BEEF?

Why does SOUR CREAM have an Expiration date?

If 'Con' is the Opposite of 'Pro'....then what is the opposite of PROGRESS?

Why is LEMON JUICE mostly artificial ingredients....but DISHWASHING LIQUID contains real lemons.

How much deeper would the ocean be, if SPONGES didn't grow in it.

Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of.

Why do we wait until a PIG is dead, to 'CURE' it.

Why do we put Suits in a Garment Bag, and put Garments in a Suitcase?

Why doesn't GLUE stick to the inside of the bottle.

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as '4's'

Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'Lisp' to have an 'S' in it?

What do little birdies see, when they get knocked unconscious?

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

Where do forest rangers go to 'get away from it all'?

Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?

Why do they report power outages on TV?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

What's another word for thesaurus?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstates in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under airplane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?

If you shoot a mime, do you need a silencer?

If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on its doors?

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, what happens?

You know how most packages say, 'Open here'? What should you do if the package says, 'Open somewhere else'?

Why don't we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?

Why is it that when we transport something by car, it's called shipment, but when we transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

You know that indestructible little black box that is used on airplanes, why can't they make the whole plane out of that same substance?

Why is that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?

Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why do noses run and feet smell?

'No job is so simple that it can't be done wrong.'

'How is that every time the government hammers out a new budget, we’re the ones who get nailed.'

'Why is it that if the shoe fits, it's not on sale.'

'How come not matter what happens in one day, it exactly fits in the newspaper.'

'How is that you have to get old before anyone says you look young.'

'If banks are so good at math's, how come they always have more windows than tellers.'

'If you’re frustrated because you can't find the perfect woman, just remember she may be looking for the perfect man.'

'Ever notice how a minute consist of 60 seconds unless it’s preceded by 'Just a'.'
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