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Work and Effort

Ever been to one of those meetings where someone goes on about putting forth an effort in excess of 100%? Never mind that it's mathematically impossible; the following quick guide to impressing your boss should explain what they're talking about.

If.....

A = 1%, B = 2% throught to Z = 26%

Then,

K N O W L E D G E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

And,

H A R D W O R K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And,

A T T I T U D E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

However,

B U L L S H I T = 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

So that's the answer then!!
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