AQUADEXTROUS - adj.
Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes.
CARPERPETUATION - n.
The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.
DISCONFECT - v.
To sterilise the lolly you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow 'remove' all the germs.
ELBONICS - n.
The actions of 2 people manoeuvring for one armrest in a movie theatre.
FREATH - n. (Jessica Taurins)
The stuff that you breathe out on frosty days.
FRUST - n.
The small line of debris that refuses to be swept on to the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he/she finally decides to give-up and sweep it under the rug.
LACTOMANGULATION - n.
Manhandling the 'open here' spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.
PEPPIER - n.
The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want fresh ground pepper.
PHONESIA - n.
The affliction of dialling a phone number and forgetting who you were calling just as they answer.
PUPKUS - n.
The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.
Spuff - n. (IAC)
The spongy carpet fluff that collects in the cuff of men's trousers.
TELECRASTINATION - n.
The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only 30cm away.